Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”
This is brilliant!! ‘Lesbian porn is not made for lesbians’.
This is the best thing ever!!!!
God I love this. Everybody watch this, ALL of it is spot on lol.
what I learn in bio:
so basically a fruit is a ripe ovary. eat your ovaries kiddos
that feeling when you told someone about a book or a movie or an artist or a show and they tried to keep putting it off and putting it off and when they finally indulge in it they freaking love it and you’re like
- Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
I want to state, for the record: your mother is wrong.
You did not make a mistake coming out to her, you did everything right and now she is going through something SLASH taking it out on you in a completely inappropriate way. We all …
i love women in a feminist way and also a lesbian way
really though
if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function
why arent they that distracting to lesbians
and at that point
why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes
- me: OMG GUYZ YOU HAVE TO READ THIS BOOK IT'S AMAAZZING LYKE OMG PLEASEEEE SOMEONE
- me: PLEAAAASE
- friends: yeah.. um.. okay chill
- me: ALRIGHT FUK U GUYZ
- *months later*
- friend: So I'm reading that book you wanted me to read. IT'S SO AMAZING OMG
- me: *instantly becomes protective hipster*
